Subject line: Someone thinks you’re fat

Content of Email:
Please, bear with me. This may take some explaining.

Someone who knows your email address; they may be your friend, foe, or family member, inputted it on the “anonymous referral” function of my website: www.bodyforwife.com.

Body for Wife: The Family Guy’s Guide to Getting in Shape, is a completely free resource for, well, fat family guys. Essentially, the person who made sure you received this email believes you fall into that category. My apologies if you don’t.

The way I see things, you have two choices:

1. Get all pissy trying to figure out who made this referral
2. Actually go to the website because when you look at your gut you don’t like what you see

If it helps you in making the right decision, Body for Wife is written by a typical family guy, for the typical family guy. If you value political correctness or are offended by off-color humor, then stay away. Again, all the information at this site is provided at no cost.

That website again: www.bodyforwife.com. I think it probably qualifies as "work safe," although I guess that depends on what kind of fascist organization you work for.

Best regards,

James S. Fell
Fit Family Guy

P.S. I feel duty bound to inform you that the person who made this referral may not like you very much. They had a choice of selecting the “kinder, gentler” referral letter, but instead they chose the “just tell him he’s fat” letter.

Hey, don’t blame me. I'm just the messenger.

P.P.S. I have NOT added you to my e-newsletter. I never actually get to see your email address using this function. Your email has not been stored anywhere. If you want to sign up yourself, it’s at the bottom of the Home page or on the Contact James page.